Lookie, Lookie

[Ray Miller]

Lookie, Lookie want was in my email tonight when I got in.

Stupid _ _ _. Know why his business is slowing down. He got one right and two wrong. Guess he doesn't win the Panda Bear.

You have worked for us in the past and i dont know about your end of the rope but here we are slowing down quite a bit. To pick up some more business i am gathering the data i have in my system to compile a list of perfered appraisers. Appraisers i can count on to give me solid turn times, fees, and coverage areas. Reason: to send my clients a list of states and counties where i can give them my word i have the cheapest, fastest, and most reliable appraisers in that area. This means more business for me and you. If you are interested please email or call me. If not then please email me anyway because i would like to update some information anyways.

Are you interested in being on the preferred list:
Company Name:
Adress
Phone:
Fax:
email:
Alternate contact in the office:
License#andexp:
EandO exp:
FHA:
County Coverage:
1004 and 2055 fees:
Turn time:
Erik Foster
Real Estate Services Group
National Appraisal Division
630-836-1300 ext 110 Office
630-689-9015 Fax
efoster@asgltd.com

 

[Daniel Williams]

... where i can give them my word i have the cheapest, fastest, and most reliable appraisers in that area.

I always heard you only got to pick Two.....Good,Fast or Cheap.



dsw

 

[Otis Key]

How did I miss that one? Wow - I guess only the priveledged got it!? :rainfro: :rofl: :rainfro:

 

[Tina]

We only offer two choices: Fast (upward fee); Regular (regular fee). Pick one!

Have a nice day!

TB

 

[Richard Carlsen]

Dear Eric;

Thank you for your interest in our company's services.

Please find below a list of the appraisal services. Additional details will be sent upon acceptance of our company and the addition to your "preferred appraisal list."


Appraisals:

1004 - Reliable // All appraisals performed IAW USPAP and FIRREA standards IAW secondary market guidelines. All payments COD at time of data visit.

1004 - Good // Normal fee. See attached .pdf file. Turn time: First come-first served basis. All payments COD at time of data visit.

1004 - Fast (completed and send as .pdf file within 24 hours of scheduled appointment and receipt of payment in full either cash or certified funds (U.S. dollars) $600

2055 form - Subtract $50 each from the above.

We look forward to receiving orders from you in the near future.

 

[Jim Onderisin]

Whoa, Ray. Better jump on that one. I mean, how many chances do you get to work cheap and fast?

 

[Roger R. Patzold]

Ray,

Eric Foster is upset at my email asking him why his email to your did not contain the word "quality"

Tells me it is none of my business. He is right it is none of my business and never will be. Sounds like GAC and a few others who only think of small fee, quick turn time, and a supported sales price.

Strange how those people are always looking for new appraisers.

I get at least one package each month requesting I spend an hour or so filling out their questioner so they can add me to their "approved or preferred list"

Usually the "hold harmless" paragraph makes it scratch paper. If not then the fees do it.

I just wish there was some way to protect the newbies from them. If new appraisers had 3 to 5 years of protection we might not have to put up with so many skippy's.

Please join me in a prayer for those who have gone in harm's way for our freedoms. From Valley Forge to Baghdad, from Iwo Jima to Normandy.
rpatzold@aol.com