You know you're getting old when

[Charles West]

Now that you are going to live. Any videos?

Not of anything that ugly.

 

[CCAAMO]

Were you a stunt man in your younger years?

 

[Charles West]

Were you a stunt man in your younger years?

And I have fallen out of a eucalyptus tree and crashed a motorcycle with not so much as a broken pinkie.

 

[TerryRohrer]

Not of anything that ugly.

Not laughing at you, but with you! I reached to open my pickup door a few years ago while standing gingerly on ice. A split second later, the back of my head was about where my feet had been. Looking at the sky, I was happy to be alive until I clenched my hands and both were numb. That passed, I found my phone and pen about five feet beyond my head (from my shirt pocket).

My wife insisted on dragging me to the ER and was delighted when the idiot doctor came out to announce the CAT scan results..."We didn't see anything!"

 

[Fernando]

And I have fallen out of a eucalyptus tree and crashed a motorcycle with not so much as a broken pinkie.

Are you sure? That could explain how you got MAGA syndrome.

 

[Charles West]

Not laughing at you, but with you! I reached to open my pickup door a few years ago while standing gingerly on ice. A split second later, the back of my head was about where my feet had been. Looking at the sky, I was happy to be alive until I clenched my hands, and both were numb. That passed, and I found my phone and pen about five feet beyond my head (from my shirt pocket).

My wife insisted on dragging me to the ER and was delighted when the idiot doctor came out to announce the CAT scan results..."We didn't see anything!"

I just stayed home and suffered. It happened in September '21 when COVID-19 was raging. I didn't go near a hospital for fear of bringing it home with me and infecting my wife. So I took it until it healed on its own.