I never put a resume in the report unless I am asked to. I have read too many reports where there is a resume at the end and the person makes themselves sound like the God of Appraising. Then I read mine and its like, "Shoot, I'm doing the same thing". The egomaniac in us all pours out in a resume, maybe because we've been hammered about "selling ourselves" when we write one. So then I try toning it down a bit (okay, a lot) and it has no pizzaz. It's like: "Jim appraises, and he's been doing it a while". I just haven't found the right resume balance to be comfortable including them every time. The latest incarnation comes close, so maybe I'll start putting one in to see if there is any positive effect from it.
On the nose and ear hair thing I am cursed. Aside from on top of my head I have very little body hair. Five days without shaving is like the average guy's 5 o'clock shadow. My mother never shaved her legs and they were always smooth without hair, my older brother was cursed with that (kind of looks funny on a 300# guy who's 6'8"). I suppose, if it will help, I can always go for ear hair implants, that way I can customize the length.