And here you have touched on the crux of my situation. Stay with me, it won't take too long to illustrate.
1. First off - Hats off to you for your tech-savvy at your age.

(You got 6 years on me);
2. I have never used a tablet, much less a laser measuring tool, much, much less tried doing anything appraisal related with the "idiot phone" (hint: Its too small to see - even at the larger size - not to mention it is 100x easier to make a mistake on it, hit something wrong and ... well, you get the idea) ...

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3. So you have a MEGA learning curve right there (with the added eye difficulty of my weak eyes) BEFORE even getting to the part about "Tackling the UAD 3.6 Abomination";
4. Even if I wanted to shorten my life with stress and tried to learn how to do it (which I do NOT want to do), I'd have to do ALL that, and then STILL spend 2x the time per report I do now, if I am lucky, to do half the work I can do now. Its not worth it. We got options. That's why we worked and saved 7-days a week, month in and month out, the past 10 years.
Nope. When they turn the 1004 lights off - I'm done.