Underwriters apparently are not always familiar with the peculiarities of house features in different states, and so sometimes we're hit over the head to re-state the obvious. For example, this underwriter's demand (Florida) to grid all the porches the comps & subject in SoCal. The 4'X6' wee porch is the same as every porch as photographed in the report. So there was nothing to adjust; and that line was more enlightening for presence of covered/uncovered/enclosed patios, spa, pool, outdoor kitchen, koi pond etc, which may affect comparable value in the marketplace. Just had one insist on gridding that ubiquitous tiny porch, and I'd finally had ENOUGH!
This was the 3rd lender this Borrower had gone to using my appraisal report and subsequent versions. This would have been the 14th REVISION!!!!! Three times sending the same invoice breakdown with numerous emails to go with them. Change of lenders, change of AMC, change of Borrower name--TWICE--
Borrower had painted flake-board for flooring and resisted installing finish flooring for the FHA loan. Inspected for 1004D. Uh-oh. She covered just the stairs. No go. Sent back again for 2nd 1004D. Nope, the ROOMS also must have finish flooring, which I had told her upon the very first inspection 5 months ago. Final 1004D--YAY!! Congrats! Now underwriter wants the identical porches gridded.
In the kindest, most polite way possible without cursing, I said NO!!! Not doing that, which I had already explained. Told her if the U/W REALLY REALLY needs that redundant verbiage, I will revise the report to accommodate & send it back to them yet AGAIN...AFTER they pay me in full for the invoice they've had in hand for 2 months. Of course, I'm taking note to never accept another order from this outfit, 'cuz they CRAZY!!