Lawrence R.
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BPO's vs. Appraisal.
I thought the title of this thread was gonna be about who would win in a battle royale between BPO's and Appraisals.
Best I can tell, the odds wouldn't be even, because for the cost of One appraisal, you would have to fight off 8 or 9 BPO's. But, since an appraisal would have about 18-20 pages, it would take at least 6 or 7 of them to whittle it down.
So, in the end, there would be a tattered, unlocked, appraisal with a forged signature and a signed declarations page, bleeding, barely able to look up out of the dust at 1 crisp, clean BPO signed by a realtor who sold 6 properties last year and listed 3....
The soundtrack gets quiet and you hear the sound of a lone crow, cawing in the distance....
(long dramatic pause..........)
You see a flashback of an appraiser sitting in USPAP class being ridiculed by all his peers for stating,"what you are suggesting IS a contingency"...at that moment, the appraisal realizes that he was put here at this place, at this time for just one thing... and with his last little bit of strength, he picks up the USPAP book and beats the last remaining BPO to death....
And just before the appraisal falls back to the ground, too wek to even celebrate--the camera pans down to see the signature on the report....PAM CROWLEY....
Cubs, win! Cubs win!! Harry carey's voice comes back from the dead to celebrate the triumphant appraisal.
Dude, BPO's are peices of garbage, it isn't even a fair fight.
I thought the title of this thread was gonna be about who would win in a battle royale between BPO's and Appraisals.
Best I can tell, the odds wouldn't be even, because for the cost of One appraisal, you would have to fight off 8 or 9 BPO's. But, since an appraisal would have about 18-20 pages, it would take at least 6 or 7 of them to whittle it down.
So, in the end, there would be a tattered, unlocked, appraisal with a forged signature and a signed declarations page, bleeding, barely able to look up out of the dust at 1 crisp, clean BPO signed by a realtor who sold 6 properties last year and listed 3....
The soundtrack gets quiet and you hear the sound of a lone crow, cawing in the distance....
(long dramatic pause..........)
You see a flashback of an appraiser sitting in USPAP class being ridiculed by all his peers for stating,"what you are suggesting IS a contingency"...at that moment, the appraisal realizes that he was put here at this place, at this time for just one thing... and with his last little bit of strength, he picks up the USPAP book and beats the last remaining BPO to death....
And just before the appraisal falls back to the ground, too wek to even celebrate--the camera pans down to see the signature on the report....PAM CROWLEY....
Cubs, win! Cubs win!! Harry carey's voice comes back from the dead to celebrate the triumphant appraisal.
Dude, BPO's are peices of garbage, it isn't even a fair fight.