Have you ever been to da club?

[John Hassler]

Ok that was the dumbest shii I've ever done the freaking bill was staggering for 2.5 hours. What I learned was you power drink at these things. Had no clue. 1st bottle of my Angel Pie's favorite comes out a midnight. Kettle One 750ml and her and her 2 friends get to work. Think more sprint less marathon we are pounding shots at a furious pace, lol. That bottle is done in 30 minutes maybe. Our prime table got bumped for a club whale who reserved 4 bottles so we were in the poor people section lmao. 12:45am a bottle of Reposado tequila comes out I don't remember from who. And when a bottle comes out it's big production, so silly. At 1:30 we are gagging so the girls invite other leeches over to partake in $30 shots care of your pal Digger gratis. At 2am I'm blind but during that time we had the absolute best time ever. I get stuffed into an Uber and wake up Thursday around noon no clue how that happened. Super fun but never again.

Luckily for your daughter her dad is a rich appraiser.

 

[Surf Cat]

Write that evening off as "appraisal consultation" on your taxes....

I almost hurled reading that.