I was thinking a hole in the dog might solve at least one problem. But then there is the issue of unintended consequences. After all, the neighbor might retaliate and put a hole in me. My wife would probably not like either idea. Well, maybe one of them, I just don't know which one. She doesn't like the dog, but she does think I should buy her flowers more often.
And what if there are two holes in the drywall? But, combined, the affected area is less than 1 SF? Would that require mention? What about a hundred or so holes from a claw hammer? Ahhhgg! No sleep for me tonight!