I think most of our regulars understand what it means when I quote an AO from the ASB or relate war stories about what I've seen from the regulators over the years. Only some of the comments I've been making represent any original thinking of my own. Me (and others) toeing the party line is not me inventing or imposing personal standards of my own on you.
USPAP minimums are not some lofty and unachieveable goal that nobody can meet in their work. They're bare bones minimums that we expect everyone to meet. It's just not that complicated or difficult to understand that we must do what we say and say what we do.
As for the chip on my shoulder, I generally don't hold grudges from one discussion to the next. These disgreements happen all the time - someone strongly disagrees with me on one thread but I end up on their side in another. I freely acknowledge that I'm sometimes wrong, even sometimes when my opinion ends up prevailing.
There aren't any unified teams on this forum and the support we give each other in a thread is always conditioned on actually agreeing with the position being argued. Opponent in one exchange is often ally in another. That's pretty standard.
I take unpopular positions on certain topics on this forum on a regular basis and I generate my fair share of opposing viewpoints. But these gunbattles usually only get snarky when someone starts that, which is to say a lot of these debates pass without any of that. But by the same token I expect that if I get testy there's almost nobody on this forum who will put up with that for any length of time without returning it in kind. That's why when I start something like that I don't then claim shock or disappointment when that individual picks that gauntlet up and slaps me back.
You seem to have a habit of going to snarky early and often. Maybe you think you're being so subtle about it that you can claim some plausible deniability when people call you on it. If so then I fear you are either greatly overestimating your own writing skills or greatly underestimating other peoples' reading comprehension. Either of those being a fatal flaw in what goes on around here. Suffice it to say you're not the first appraiser to come here and engage in that mode of discourse and you're not even the most skilled troll we've ever laughed off the island. Those people some of these regulars are comparing you to but you don't know who they are? Where do you think they went and how do think they left?
I'm curious what you think it means when most every thread you engage in generates responses from various posters accusing you of being: (a) not nearly as smart as you seem to think you are; and (b) a possible troll because nobody could be that dumb and stubborn IRL.