glenn walker
Elite Member
- Joined
- Oct 11, 2006
- Professional Status
- Certified Residential Appraiser
- State
- California
As The Judge looked at me and Screamed G. Walker can you just tell me what the property is worth ? Walker Responds yes your Honor I valued it at $300,000 and it sold at $300,000 and therefore we can all agree its worth $300,000. and Exhibit-A is a copy of my report and how I arrived at a Price of $300,000. The Judge looks at G. Walker AKA Angry-Cat and say good job I like that your quick to the point and not the usual appraiser lingo standing up here for 45 minutes wasting-court time explaining definitions and which market value definition was used. You can-step down Mr walker and now I will call J.G. Grant regarding her Exhibit-B as you and her are $25,000 apart on price.
Judge to J.G. Grant .
I see your Exhibit-B and its report and analyses indicate your Price is $275,000 or a $25,000 difference between the other appraisal. Can you share with us how you arrived at that price ? J.G. Grants response is yes your honor but I need to give you a lesson on the difference between a price Opinion and my Opinion of its Market Value. The judge responds with yes MS Grant but don't give the court a history lesson just the simple facts. Now J. G. Grants beady little eyes are preparing to educate Judge Hang-Um-High on the finer points of prices and values and why they are not synonymous or equal. Your Honor my Final Opinion of Market Value is $275,000 and we dont say Price or Worth and we only give final opinions of market values and therefore Walkers appraisal report is in violation of USPAP Standards 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, as its not a Market Value
Now Judge Hang Um High says to J.G. Grant I want the Bailiff to take MS Grant to to our County Mental Health facility for a 72 Hour Observation because all I wanted to know is whats the Subject Properties final Price and I dont care if its called Price-Value-Worth this court does not have time for such foolishness and make sure she is allowed to take her USPAP thingy handbook with her to read as 72 hours can get long and boring.
Judge to J.G. Grant .
I see your Exhibit-B and its report and analyses indicate your Price is $275,000 or a $25,000 difference between the other appraisal. Can you share with us how you arrived at that price ? J.G. Grants response is yes your honor but I need to give you a lesson on the difference between a price Opinion and my Opinion of its Market Value. The judge responds with yes MS Grant but don't give the court a history lesson just the simple facts. Now J. G. Grants beady little eyes are preparing to educate Judge Hang-Um-High on the finer points of prices and values and why they are not synonymous or equal. Your Honor my Final Opinion of Market Value is $275,000 and we dont say Price or Worth and we only give final opinions of market values and therefore Walkers appraisal report is in violation of USPAP Standards 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, as its not a Market Value
Now Judge Hang Um High says to J.G. Grant I want the Bailiff to take MS Grant to to our County Mental Health facility for a 72 Hour Observation because all I wanted to know is whats the Subject Properties final Price and I dont care if its called Price-Value-Worth this court does not have time for such foolishness and make sure she is allowed to take her USPAP thingy handbook with her to read as 72 hours can get long and boring.

