The best one I had encountered was what I called the Femanazi from appraisal hell. She shows up with a Big German Shepard- I am like nice Dog does he bite ? The appraiser says yeah he bites and he does not like men, so you sit in the front yard. I am like you can't take that dog inside, leave him with me. She says it's a therapy and my test dog. I am like that Big German Shepard is a therapy Dog ? and what the hell does he test ? She responds with yes and he is also a-retired K-9 and is trained to attack on command, and he hates men. I respond with OK I get he hates men so can you please just get your inspection done and then you and the dog don't need to come back again. Suddenly She gets all Alpha and says you don't ever tell me if me and my dog can come back again, because we are going to be coming back because you don't have a carbon monoxide detector installed, I am like hey I have one in my truck and its a plug in so can you just give me like 3 minutes to get it and plug it in-and you then can take a photo of it. She looks at me and says no, you should have had it installed when I arrived and its not my problem that you didn't do your job. I yell hey you told me to shut up and sit outside, and now you can't even give me 3 minutes ? She says no, I will swing by another day to sign off on the 1004-D. I am like that's going to cost me another $100.00 bucks and it's not necessary because I can send you a photo right now to your Phone. She says nope too late and now my re-inspection is going to be $150.00 because me and my dog don't like you. Now I am yelling at her and I ask , what do you mean WE is that you and the dog ? She says yes he is very smart and when I push the test button if it makes the right noise he will bark. I am like so your dog is trained to bark if a Smoke or Co Detector is operating, She says yes he does, I am laughing and I say fine when you come back I want to see this dog bark. Two days later her and the dog show up. I open the door and show her and her dog where the Co Detector is installed, She walks up with the dog and She pushes the test button and the dog barks once. I look at her and say-so what, let me get another one and let's take the battery out of it and see if your dog knows the difference. She says fine Mr Bossy, lets do it. I take the battery out and push the button and the dog barks twice, and I say see that dog has no clue. She says yes he does if the battery is operational he only barks once and if its dead or missing he barks twice. OK fine he barked once so we know my Co-Detector works, it was nice meeting you and your dog.