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Baghdad Bob of Freddie Mac Merits Mention As Mideast Erupts
In true Baghdad Bob fashion, Scott Reuter leads Freddie Mac’s effort to ensure that no inconvenient fact is left uncensored.
For a brief time in April 2003, Saddam Hussein’s charismatic Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, became a worldwide pop-culture icon. During the invasion of Iraq, al-Sahhaf faced reporters on the roof of a Baghdad hotel. All around him, columns of smoke billowed and sirens blared. Glide bombs shook the earth. American and British coalition forces poured into the city.
Denying reality, al-Sahhaf insisted: “There are no American troops in Baghdad!” The next day, Baghdad fell. But al-Sahhaf’s gift for bombastic metaphors and outrageous superlatives eclipsed his mendacity. He’d gained the nickname “Baghdad Bob.” (The British called him “Comical Ali” – a spoof on another of Saddam’s ministers ominously nicknamed “Chemical Ali.”)
More than two decades later, as troubles in the Mideast again mount, a government-sponsored purveyor of equal talent can be found much closer to home. Like Baghdad Bob, he, too, deserves to be featured on memes, fan pages, coffee mugs and T-shirts.
Unlike Baghdad Bob, he’s still on the job. His name is Scott Reuter. The results of his handiwork are buried in a portfolio of more than $2.2 trillion in mortgage-backed securities purchased by the U.S. Federal Reserve. While no one was paying attention, America’s central bank became Fannie and Freddie’s biggest customer. More on Reuter in a minute.
Since 2023, government-backed mortgage giant Freddie Mac has maintained a nonpublic and growing list of words it has expunged from appraisal reports with the help, and potentially the coercion, of vendors. The censorship has turned many appraisal reports into misleading gibberish and eliminated salient facts about properties that serve as collateral for trillions in taxpayer-backed mortgages. The distorted reports have been relied on by underwriters, lending institutions and ultimately purchasers of mortgage-backed securities – now largely the Federal Reserve.
Initially under the pretext of removing perceived “problematic” words and phrases somehow related to DEI, employees at Freddie Mac soon expanded the word ban to eliminate words that could cause any form of “transactional friction.” This friction is the very point of the appraisal, which serves as a consumer protection and a safeguard of the U.S. taxpayer – the deep pocket of last resort in the arrangement. It also serves as a bulwark against home-price inflation.
Freddie Mac has incentivized or arm-twisted vendors to incorporate textual analysis into third-party software. Independent real property appraisers are hired by lenders uniquely for their independence. They become the eyes and ears of the lending institutions. The appraisers have no relationship with Freddie Mac or the mortgage giant’s promiscuous big sister, Fannie Mae.
Freddie Mac’s answer to Baghdad Bob, the aforementioned Scott Reuter, has been the public face of the appraisal tampering. Because Freddie Mac’s unpublished list of banned words and phrases has been built into pre-approved third-party underwriting software, investors in mortgages purchased or guaranteed by Fannie and the Federal Housing Administration have also been affected by the doctoring of appraisals. This was the point all along.
The censorship has turned appraisers’ observations on such things as markets, submarkets, sales trends and school districts into gobbledygook by expurgating basic words in the English language. This wasn’t an accident. Appraisers report that some of the banned words are known to them. They include “good,” “bad,” “high,” “low,” “strong,” “weak,” “slow,” and “rapid.” Banned are other words and terms, much of the censorship clearly designed to mask economic realities relating to the properties being appraised. Banned words include “crime,” “school district” “neighborhood,” “blight,” “student,” “preferred,” “up-and-coming,” “well-kept,” “graffiti” and “desirable” and many puzzlingly innocuous phrases like “convenient to,” “walking distance” and “demographer.”
Ironically, Freddie Mac’s own public advice to home buyers uses many of the words and phrases that the mortgage giant requires to be censored from third-party appraisal reports. The difference? Freddie Mac executives want to push through loan originations to please their political bosses in Washington and members of the housing lobby – the lenders, Realtors and homebuilders. The housing lobby has wanted nothing more than to eliminate independent appraisers.

Baghdad Bob of Freddie Mac Merits Mention As Mideast Erupts
Like Baghdad Bob spinning fantasy, Freddie Mac's Scott Reuter leads quiet efforts to scrub appraisals of truths that might rock the boat.

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