I wish I was starving. I need to loose about 20 LBS. I have tried fasting and I went 3 days with out eating.
Since my workload has slowed down a bit, I fell asleep in front of the TV last night.
I had a dream of Jeannie, the one that was like Jennie on the television series, "I Dream of Jeannie."
I always thought that it would be the ultimate path to wealth, happiness, security, power, and sexual gratification to find a bottle with a Jennie in it and have her rise from the bottle, materialize as a beautiful, seductively-dressed babe, and submit to my every whim and desire.
Then I woke up with my wife telling me to go empty the trash.......