Toxic Mold --- Texas

[Smokey Bear]

Good one, GP!

 

[Mr Rex]

Good one, GP!

HEADLINE: Reports from Hooterville I areTrue!

As reported earlier by the Duck, there was a gathering of a bunch of liberal appraisers in Hooterville earlier this month. Although details are fuzzy at this point as the media was suppressed ( pictures are hard to come by), there are confirmed reports of drunkenness, sheep, FRISBEES covering private parts, and attempted lewd acts on an innocent young coed. While it is not this publications practice to identify victims of sexual abuse or alleged sexual attempts, we heard through reliable sources that her initials were J.A.N.E.T. R.A.B.I.N. Reportedly a Floridian, who unfortunately found herself in a drunken state from no fault of her own, and lost in another state, Oklahoma, as she sought a new career on the west coast as a "Fluffer". Further details at 11. Barbara Walters interviews the victim, JR, tomorrow night in primetime.

 

[Ms. Janet]

does oklahoma count as the west coast?

 

[Smokey Bear]

We're all waiting on those Hooterville pics.

 

[Renee Healion]

innocent young co-ed

Janet, Barbara will try to get you to cry. I think you are still too traumatized to even begin the waterworks.

 

[DB]

I should have known who it was that shook the dust off of this one ..... jeez man .... Didn't your Daddy tell you about kicking a sleeping dog????

 

[Tim Hicks (Texas)]

This must be nostalgia day on the forum.

 

[DB]

Why? Because you and I are both here??

 

[Tim Hicks (Texas)]

It is a miracle.