Charlotte Dixon
Senior Member
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2002
- Professional Status
- Certified Residential Appraiser
- State
- Delaware
Loan Officer...
You mean, you haven't been there YET?
Just calling for status. You know, this is a SUPER, SUPER RUSH!
We need an UPDATE on that appraisal you did for XYZ Mort. Co. 2 yrs. ago.
We've been looking for a "GOOD" appraiser we can "WORK" with.
Didn't you get my message about what we NEED it to be?
NONE of the other appraisers had value issues in that subdivision.
You know that appraisal request on Smith Street we sent you yesterday? Well the Seller called and said you haven't contacted him yet. I gave him your office and cell phone numbers. The Seller says he needs to give you his schedule because he's very busy and needs to plan ahead.
Joe Shmo, our REGULAR appraiser is out of town. He ALWAYS uses stick built homes for comps when appraising singlewide manufactured homes. He knows the area and we've NEVER had a problem like this.
We got in contact with Joe. He said he'll be back in 3 days and he'll send you one of his reports so you'll see how he handles those singlewides. You can just copy what he did. He's a great guy!
The borrower said you were only there 30 minutes and missed some stuff. That's why the appraised value was so low. Can you go back?
The borrower said you were rude to his canine. He jumps on people if he likes them. He's just a big old friendly Marmaduke dog. I told the borrower you must not like animals.
That's strange. None of MY other appraisers complain about not getting paid. Are you sure you sent an invoice? Did you have a file # on it?
The borrower says it's got to be worth at least $40,000 more than the appraisal he had done last year. They painted the interior, stenciled, added 4 ceiling fans and 2 more electrical outlets. Pump it up as high as you can. We gotta get this guy out of trouble.
You're new on our approved appraiser list and that was a terrific job you did on that appraisal 2 weeks ago. Couple things though... we need you to change it to "suburban", take out that part about the house facing the sewage plant, and retake the street scene photo. The Underwriter wants an addendum with further explanation regarding your comps being 4 blocks from the subject. Oh, and they renegotiated the contract yesterday because the borrower is buying the lawn tractor, above ground pool and lawn furniture, so you'll need to jack the appraised value up $5,000 more...but don't talk about that stuff in the report. Won't be a problem will it? Just tack on another $5,000 somewhere. Atta girl! Oh, we're closing in 2 days. Got some more for 'ya! We'll keep 'em coming! :roll:
You mean, you haven't been there YET?
Just calling for status. You know, this is a SUPER, SUPER RUSH!
We need an UPDATE on that appraisal you did for XYZ Mort. Co. 2 yrs. ago.
We've been looking for a "GOOD" appraiser we can "WORK" with.
Didn't you get my message about what we NEED it to be?
NONE of the other appraisers had value issues in that subdivision.
You know that appraisal request on Smith Street we sent you yesterday? Well the Seller called and said you haven't contacted him yet. I gave him your office and cell phone numbers. The Seller says he needs to give you his schedule because he's very busy and needs to plan ahead.
Joe Shmo, our REGULAR appraiser is out of town. He ALWAYS uses stick built homes for comps when appraising singlewide manufactured homes. He knows the area and we've NEVER had a problem like this.
We got in contact with Joe. He said he'll be back in 3 days and he'll send you one of his reports so you'll see how he handles those singlewides. You can just copy what he did. He's a great guy!
The borrower said you were only there 30 minutes and missed some stuff. That's why the appraised value was so low. Can you go back?
The borrower said you were rude to his canine. He jumps on people if he likes them. He's just a big old friendly Marmaduke dog. I told the borrower you must not like animals.
That's strange. None of MY other appraisers complain about not getting paid. Are you sure you sent an invoice? Did you have a file # on it?
The borrower says it's got to be worth at least $40,000 more than the appraisal he had done last year. They painted the interior, stenciled, added 4 ceiling fans and 2 more electrical outlets. Pump it up as high as you can. We gotta get this guy out of trouble.
You're new on our approved appraiser list and that was a terrific job you did on that appraisal 2 weeks ago. Couple things though... we need you to change it to "suburban", take out that part about the house facing the sewage plant, and retake the street scene photo. The Underwriter wants an addendum with further explanation regarding your comps being 4 blocks from the subject. Oh, and they renegotiated the contract yesterday because the borrower is buying the lawn tractor, above ground pool and lawn furniture, so you'll need to jack the appraised value up $5,000 more...but don't talk about that stuff in the report. Won't be a problem will it? Just tack on another $5,000 somewhere. Atta girl! Oh, we're closing in 2 days. Got some more for 'ya! We'll keep 'em coming! :roll:
