Mr. Klos,
Your description that makes it sound like all attorneys are wealthy private club members, with long flowing hair, is a bit of a fantasy.
While I appreciate your description of customer service, this thread started out with a post about a request for noncustomer service. When we, as appraisers, proceed to respond to and treat nonclients as if they were our clients we then have made them defacto intended users of the appraisal report they were never an intended user of. Check your copy of USPAP. We are not allowed to add originally unidentified intended users to work we have already sent out the door.
I'll tell a story of my own just to counter your wonderful customer service stories. Once upon a time the local BofA regional manager asked me to apply to be on their approval list. Their approval package was quite extensive. It took me many hours of my time to complete. I submitted it, and then forgot about it as something on the order of ten months to a year or so went by without any appraisal orders from them
after they asked me to apply for the list. Then one day along comes this appraisal order. I research the subject and find out this is one of the most complicated nightmares of an assignment I had ever seen. I called up the local BofA office and spoke to two managers there, including the regional manager. I explained to them all the reasons they were incorrect about trying to order this appraisal with that subject property in the way they were ordering it, pointed out it was they that asked me to apply to their list and after my taking quite a bit of my time to do so they don't order diddley with me for almost a year, then when they do..... it's a nightmare. I concluded in a flat, but polite manner, that if they wanted to do business with me what they do is also send me decent business. Not just stuff so complicated that any fee any appraiser could obtain on it could only be considered a loss and purely a customer service act done for REGULAR clients! I thanked them for their consideration and turned the assignment down without so much as offering to even attempt to bid a fee on it. I left them with a clear message that if they wanted to do business with me, they could do it by starting out with at least a mix of a few decent orders to go along with the nightmares.
The results of my stand regarding noncustomer service, to potential customers only coming to me when they have something nobody else wants either, resulted in good orders starting to come across my fax machine shortly thereafter, and a good and long relationship with the local BofA office. I've done probono work for charities. Many was the time that I've spent several hours on the phone with a member of the general public with a complicated real estate issue who could not comprehend why nobody would, or could, help them. But when it comes to professional users of appraisal services, that are prior noncustomers, treating us like we are obligated to provide services to them for free, I have long ago drawn the line because it has been MY experience that the majority of them will
never reciprocate the service with any future benefit for little ol moi ..... Typically, because little Ms. Dimwit employee on the other end making the request (make that demand most the time) has no authority to send any work my way anyway. And Ms. Dimwit thinks all real estate appraisers are free public services provided by some unknown trust fund, perhaps set up by Bill Gates, with an obligation to provide all services for free.. and if they don't what you do is threaten them with some bonehead threat. Or you can insert some financially strapped independent MBer, for Ms. Dimwit, making demands for free noncustomer service and/or dangling empty promises of future work that will never happen.
So while you are handing out free noncustomer service to professional users of appraisal services, that mostly has amply proven that the entire genre has little to no respect for real estate appraisers, I'll be either helping a member of the public that really needs the help and appreciates my time, or taking care of my personal life stuff. Those professional users of appraisal services? They can actually do business with me if they want my attention. I'm too old to appreciate dating a tease.
Webbed.
P.S. Ms. Meyer-Stratton..... Hear, hear!!!!!
