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Who was the incompetent nerd that came up with FHA sketch labeling requirement regarding covered and uncovered porches and decks?

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The typical reviewers at FHA are competent personnel who are supremely knowledgeable of their guidelines and how they apply to different scenarios. Getting "uppity" with them over their review of you will not get the desired response. As a park ranger told a group of us long ago, "Boys, do you have any idea how many laws there are on the books? Be a smart azz with me and I'll guarantee I can find one that you are breaking". We knew we weren't going to get our bluff in on that guy.
Not the jagoff that gave me a poor review. All for a little thing like not using the house that sold next door as a comp. If that clown knew how a calendar works he would have discovered that that "comp' wasn't even listed when I did the inspection. Took a full day of my time to get that straightened out. What a moron he was.
 
FHA 4000.1 states: "Sketches must show porches and outbuildings that have value, and porches and decks must be indicated “covered” or “uncovered.”.

Is there such a thing as an "Uncovered Porch" versus "Covered Porch", when by definition a porch is a covered entrance area?

And regarding "Covered Deck" versus "Uncovered Deck", wouldn't a "Covered Patio" automatically mean it is a covered deck, versus an "Open Deck" automatically means it is an "Uncovered Deck"? NOT according to an FHA reviewer who insists i label the porch in my sketch as either an open porch or covered porch --- so, i labeled it as an open porch even though it is contradictory in definition/terminology, the revision was accepted.

Then on a different assignment, a sketch included a ":Gazebo" and an "Open Pool Deck". The reviewer says the gazebo must be labeled as a "Covered Gazebo" or an "Uncovered Gazebo", and the "Open Pool Deck" must be changed to a "Covered Pool Deck" or an "Uncovered Pool Deck".

Obviously, there must be a difference in definition between an "Open Deck" versus an "Uncovered Deck"... but what is the difference?

I AM SICK and TIRED of COMPLYING with nonsensical meaningless FHA guidelines written by incompetent policy writing nerds who obviously have never done an appraisal in his/her behind-the-desk career.
When I was a kid, I worked at the family winery. After crush we had to clean all the equipment for the next crush or you'll start out with vinegar. A very important lesson early on was "sometimes there are just a few minutes that separate a poor job from a good job". If labeling these areas makes the reader understand the report better and it only takes a few minutes, then I don't see the issue.
 
Not the jagoff that gave me a poor review. All for a little thing like not using the house that sold next door as a comp. If that clown knew how a calendar works he would have discovered that that "comp' wasn't even listed when I did the inspection. Took a full day of my time to get that straightened out. What a moron he was.
I heard last month that their best reviewers are hired as turn time enhancement specialists at the top AMCs, they must be exceptional individuals. Maybe he was of the opinion you could have used that comp and applied a time adjustment. Prospective sales can't be ignored.
 
A veranda, if is painted blue with gold trim is effectively an uncovered front "porch". If that same veranda is attached at the front or back by a railing it is called a senior Lanai with chocolate edging. It could be a deck if it has 33% concrete. A balcony and patio must have at least one brick to be called a terrace. If a terrace has a gender change it is called a pergola. You people should know these things.
 
A veranda, if is painted blue with gold trim is effectively an uncovered front "porch". If that same veranda is attached at the front or back by a railing it is called a senior Lanai with chocolate edging. It could be a deck if it has 33% concrete. A balcony and patio must have at least one brick to be called a terrace. If a terrace has a gender change it is called a pergola. You people should know these things.
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What name would you give this ?
 
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