Look, the attempt at humor in the original post was not lost on me. But attempts at humor should be posted in the Watercooler.
I don't know how race got into this thread, but it wasn't my doing. My first response was a gentle remonstration regarding the use of subjective descriptions. This should be appraisal basics 101. It's in the AO's in USPAP and it's in the GSE selling guides.
AO-16
Appraisal Report Content
An appraiser must ensure that his or her appraisal or appraisal review opinions and conclusions are impartial and objective and do not illegally discriminate or contribute to illegal discrimination through subjective or stereotypical assumptions.
The use of terms or descriptive phrases in place of factual information in a report imposes particular obligations on an appraiser to ensure that the user properly understands the report and is not misled. An appraiser needs to have, and should report wherever possible and appropriate, factual information to support the use of terms or descriptive phrases that reflect a scale or rating of a market or property that affects value or marketability conclusions. If such factual information is absent, an appraiser should clearly disclose that the rating or descriptive phrase is the appraiser’s opinion but that no factual information was available to support that rating or descriptive phrase and ensure that the use of the term or descriptive phrase is not illegally discriminatory.
An appraiser should research the actions of participants in the subject’s market to identify factors having a direct favorable or unfavorable influence on marketability or value. Failure to extract pertinent market information (e.g., sales, rents, occupancy rates, expense ratios, capitalization or discount rates, construction costs, depreciation, or exposure times) from the subject’s market could produce conclusions that are misleading and/or illegally discriminatory.
Appraisers should exercise care that comments made in a report will not be perceived as illegally biased or discriminatory. Factual descriptions, rather than subjective phrases, allow the user of a report to draw his or her own conclusions. The use of terms that reflect a scale such as “high,” “low,” “good,” “fair,” “poor,” “strong,” “weak,” “rapid,” “slow,” “average,” or the like should also provide contextual information that properly explains the frame of reference and the relative position of the subject property on the scale. For example, if absorption is stated as “rapid,” the context of the rating should be cited as well (“rapid” relative to what?).
Here it is again in the 2018 FNMA Selling Guide
Objective and Unbiased Appraisals
A lender must ensure that the appraiser
• described the property and the neighborhood in factual, unbiased, and specific terms;
• considered all factors that have an effect on value; and
• was objective and unbiased in the development of the opinion of market value in the appraisal report.
A number of federal, state, and local laws prohibit discrimination in the appraisal of housing. Fannie Mae expects professional appraisers to fully understand that discriminatory valuation and appraisal reporting practices are not only illegal, but also unethical. Unintentional discrimination can occur as the result of what an appraiser states, or fails to state, in his or her appraisal report. The lender and the appraiser must ensure that the integrity of the loan decision is not influenced by subjective, racial, or stereotypical terms, phrases or comments in the appraisal report.
Prohibited practices include:
• use of unsupported, descriptive comments or drawing unsupported conclusions from subjective observations. These actions may have a discriminatory effect;
• use of unsupported assumptions, interjections of personal opinion, or perceptions about factors in the valuation process.
These actions may have a discriminatory effect, and may or may not affect the use and value of a property;
• use of subjective terminology, including, but not limited to:
- “pride of ownership,” “no pride of ownership,” and “lack of pride of ownership”;
- “poor neighborhood”;
- “good neighborhood”;
- “crime-ridden area”;
- “desirable neighborhood or location”; or
- “undesirable neighborhood or location”;
• use of subjective terminology that can result in erroneous conclusions;
• actions that may have a discriminatory effect or may affect the use and value of the property; or
• basing the analysis or opinion of market value (either partially or completely) on the race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, of either the prospective owners or occupants of the property being appraised or the present owners or occupants of the properties in the vicinity of that property.