You know you're getting old when

[Fernando]

Let me guess, x-rays of your head revealed nothing?

You don't do x-rays on brains.

 

[TerryRohrer]

You don't do x-rays on brains.

No way you can when there isn't one there!

 

[Fernando]

No way you can when there isn't one there!

Are we talking about MAGA appraisers?

 

[Charles West]

Fernando sleeps with a Costco avocado seed with a painted-on happy face, his beddie-bye booboo. No wonder his side hurts.

 

[Fernando]

I wasn't using a chain saw but I was using my lawn mower.
I was pushing the mower very fast and suddenly it stopped abruptly (did I hit a rock) and my body hit against the handle very hard.
Feels like a cracked the lower rib on my right side. Or internal damage. I don't know. It hurts when I touch it.
I hope after a good night sleep, it won't hurt as much.
I didn't think it was so dangerous cutting the grass. Must be getting old.
I think I will let my gardener do it next time.

And I forgot to mention, it affected my sex life. Not worth the trouble in cutting the grass myself.

 

[Tom D]

Leave Fernie alone. He had a traumatic bruise on his chest. Life threatening for sure.
Hospital gotta love seeing him come in, it's an easy 1004d subject to just being a mild bruise , but thousands to hospital to take care of the big baby.

 

[Fernando]

Leave Fernie alone. He had a traumatic bruise on his chest. Life threatening for sure.
Hospital gotta love seeing him come in, it's an easy 1004d subject to just being a mild bruise , but thousands to hospital to take care of the big baby.

I don't think the doctors like seeing me.
They're rather arrogant.
When yesterday doctor said there will be blood tests, I requested for additional tests for my kidney. She said no since it's not related to possible "bruise" on my liver and gall bladder.
It's not like I'm asking to check on my testosterone level which I am interested to know.

 

[Charles West]

I don't think the doctors like seeing me.
They're rather arrogant.
When yesterday doctor said there will be blood tests, I requested for additional tests for my kidney. She said no since it's not related to possible "bruise" on my liver and gall bladder.
It's not like I'm asking to check on my testosterone level which I am interested to know.

I guarantee your levels are low.

 

[Fernando]

I guarantee your levels are low.

Though I did get a PSA test. Is below 1 too low?

 

[Charles West]

Though I did get a PSA test. Is below 1 too low?

I have no idea.