You know you're getting old when

[Fernando]

Since turning 70, I now renew my car registration every 2 years instead of every 4, and I do the same with my driver's license. Every January, my wife purchases travel insurance, not primarily for canceled flights but for our health. She even bought concert ticket insurance for an event on May 25. Don't laugh—it's for Herb Alpert, who is 89 years old!

You know you're really old when you live day by day and don't worry about the far future.
When I told my mother in law, aunt, uncle being invited to my daughter's wedding next year, they didn't seem that excited.
When you're really old, you don't know if you will be alive next year.

 

[TC]

I can see you leaping in the mosh pit at a Herb Alpert concert, I suppose he fills the void since Slim Whitman is no longer with us.

The mosh pit can be dangerous with all the walkers banging into each other. And no matter how good he plays, there are no standing ovations.

 

[Tom D]

You know you're really old when you live day by day and don't worry about the far future.

When you're really old, you don't know if you will be alive next year.

Really old is day to day because you don't remember what day of the week it is, let alone the future.

Every once in a while my daughter seems nervous, giving me only 2 weeks left to live. You know you're getting old when your daughter asks you about leaving her any passive income.

 

[Fernando]

You know you're old when you had cellular service in 1997 (or was that 1992) and paying for calls, 75 cents a minute during peak hours and 20 cent a minute at night.

 

[Terrel L. Shields]

I never liked bacons.

That's unAmerican

 

[Overimprovement]

When you look at a list of current top music genres and rock, pop, and country aren't even in the top 15.