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Going back to the gym
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glenn walker
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The Govenator has saved your life - Now cancel your stupid air plane flight to Hawaii next month : ) LMAOOh no, the governor today closed indoor facilities in 30 counties. LA is affected...may ruin my trip there
At least most of Bay Area still open for public indoors including my gym.
Fernando
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Seems like the coronavirus is going up in California and Hawaii. I'm reconsidering Hawaii. They're not very welcoming to outsiders.
Hope things will change in August but I'm still going to the Redondo Beach this week.
Hope things will change in August but I'm still going to the Redondo Beach this week.
J Grant
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Why not just stay home !Seems like the coronavirus is going up in California and Hawaii. I'm reconsidering Hawaii. They're not very welcoming to outsiders.
Hope things will change in August but I'm still going to the Redondo Beach this week.
My motto : "This is a pandemic, not a party"
Stay home travel next year when things are better, hopefully they will be.
glenn walker
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Your not going to Hawaii and California is on lock down- Your new commercial tenant cannot open his restaurant and if you go to the beach wear a protest shirt , because the Governor allows Beach Protests at least on Saturday and Sundays.
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Lock it down Fernando. Why would you even think about vacation right now.
glenn walker
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Dear Fernando- The Governor is proud to announce that Angelinos are not welcome to our Islands and upon landing you will be locked up and our mandatory 14-day self-quarantine with orders to proceed directly from the airport to your designated quarantine location. The location is identified and affirmed by you on the mandatory State of Hawaii Department of Agriculture Plants and Animals Declaration Form. Once you serve the 14-day lock down, you will be immediately placed on a plane but your flight will be diverted to a remote landing field located outside Phoenix Arizona in the desert. You will be escorted by N-95 masked Air Marshall's because-you have been deemed mentally unfit by the Hawaiian CDC who have concluded that by risking not only your life but the life of your family you will escorted off the plane and driven to a secrete location where Covid-19 offenders who refused compliance and orders are placed.
The upside is all services at the Non-Compliance detention center are fully open, and since our detention center clients all test 99% positive you will have a short stay. We have advised your family that our Covid-19 detention center is like a stay at the hotel California meaning You can get in but you can never get out. The 1/4 % who develop herd immunity are promoted to being detention center managers, drivers, guards and trained to manage the crematorium center. The benefits you will enjoy during your short visit, include Friday night Covid-19 parties where everyone is safe because they are all positive, open bar, salt water pool with beach balls, game courts, gyms, barbershops, and no compliance-required, their are no face masks, unsocial distancing or hand washing , its like the Summer of Love or Woodstock, we want you to enjoy your short stay.
Finally: A final and last Virtual meeting with all the negative people who told you to change your lifestyle and who enjoyed making you miserable. After they are done Uncle Billy & Angry Cat-will counter the nay-Sayers by giving you Kudos's for your-UN-willingness to bend or comply. Upon your expiration-The Angry Cat-Billy & Rabbi Joe along with Cardinal Giovanna will each give a five-minute eulogy of praises and testimony about the fearless Fernando they all have come to know and love. This 45-minute Virtual-Memorial is where your family, your one friend and ten of your forumite cheer leaders will be given an-inspirational message in Yiddish, English and Spanish and praising you for being the last Manley-Man who did not allow the Nagging-Ninnies to stop you from doing it your way. Unfortunately you found out the hard way those Nagging Ninnies had a few good points, and one was not flying at 500 MPH in a germ infested steel cattle car, with three Covid-19 positive flight attendants, and 200 mask-less drunks, but hey that's water under the bridge and Kudo's to you.
The grand finale : Your Virtual Memorial will also include a Video of Frank Sinatra & Elvis singing we did it our way and we have also set up a Go-Fund-Me Site where for only $15.00 each the mourners will receive a Non-Medical Grade N-75 face mask and a Video we have produced that we call The Nagging-Ninnies-Comply or Die and it's packed full of inspirational messages on how they ended up being alone after their significant others dangerous life styles finally caught up with them. The last testimonial is from Rabbi-Joe who reminds the viewers that real men wear face masks, unsocial distance, wash their hands and stay away from anything that may have the appearance of being fun.
Fernando
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I came back. The airport was like a ghost town, so surreal. Remind me of a horror movie when the world just stopped. Earlier this year the airport was jammed packed. Now so dead.
I don't know how the airport and airlines can survive with so few customers. No need to wait in security line. Almost all the airport restaurants and stores were closed. No fun.
The plane had plenty of seats. My wife freaked out when passenger behind me was wearing a bandanna and lowered it when flight attendant not around. Wife forced me to move to another seat.
The hotel was dead quiet but surprisingly the gym and pool was opened. I had to walk a far to get so food and it was terrible.
The ocean view from balcony helped in my stay. Anyway, the mall was mostly closed with many stores closed.
Oh and I heard Hawaii has moved to September 1 to lift the quarantine. It may change if things don't improve.
Airline tickets are cheap but not much to do in visiting places. Not good time to travel.
I don't know how the airport and airlines can survive with so few customers. No need to wait in security line. Almost all the airport restaurants and stores were closed. No fun.
The plane had plenty of seats. My wife freaked out when passenger behind me was wearing a bandanna and lowered it when flight attendant not around. Wife forced me to move to another seat.
The hotel was dead quiet but surprisingly the gym and pool was opened. I had to walk a far to get so food and it was terrible.
The ocean view from balcony helped in my stay. Anyway, the mall was mostly closed with many stores closed.
Oh and I heard Hawaii has moved to September 1 to lift the quarantine. It may change if things don't improve.
Airline tickets are cheap but not much to do in visiting places. Not good time to travel.
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