Did anybody else notice the appraiser on TV?

[Bobby Bucks]

I think it’s time that Survivor television show had an episode with the entire group beingappraisers....this is how I envision it. It will be the Uspapites vs. the Firreaites. The Uspapites are known to us all. They are a surly and quarrelsome lot. Their sole purpose for existence is to find
something in USPAP to argue with one another about. The Firreaties are made up of 4 people who frequent Wayne’s World.........our pal Austin, who likes a minimum of 30 comps per report, his nemesis Goodpasture, lady Caterina and lastly....horse trader, land pimp and appraiser
extraordinaire, yours truly Bobby Bucks.

The event takes place on a beautiful small island in the Caribbean. During the first week on the island the Uspapites have numerous quarrels and with their daily use of the trough of justice, their attrition rate is high. Even though they glare at one another constantly, Greg & Austin agree not
to engage in intellectual fisticuffs until the event is over.

During the second intertribal gathering on neutral ground, Bucks brings up a point about when it’s okay and not okay to invoke the departure provision on a 2055 report and all hell breaks loose.....when the smoke clears all members of the Uspapite tribe have expired.....then Bucks
brings up the subject of the Clintons and impeachment. Austin and Goodpasture then begin an eternal quarrel with words, fists and their pocket knives....Barlowes I believe.......then Bucks and Caterina cut a deal........rather than spend another week suffering, they split the $10,000,000prize, retire to the peaceful side of the island and devote all their energies to procreating the next generation of appraisers......

 

[Richard Carlsen]

Characters sound a little far fetched but Bobby my boy, I think you have a winner.

I bid $3,000,000 right now for the syndication rights for Alaska, Taiwan and Thailand.

 

[BenLuby]

3 mil? Something tells me that Caterina is going to call you Mr. Lowball with a bid like that...

 

[Austin]

Bobby: In a battle of the minds, Gregg is defenseless. Gregg couldn’t survive on an island anyway because nobody would be there to tell his moderate mind what to think. Without the Federal government or his daily list of talking points from Liberal HQ doing his thinking for him he would turn into a potted plant and I would have to keep him watered or he would wither. Maybe he could bring in some of his cronies from the Watercooler and they could cross-pollinate. After a few generations of cross-pollinating Gregg’s crowd, the progeny would de-evolve in a form of reverse evolution. Gregg & friends would look good as frogs as that is what most Liberals & moderates evolved from and with their Liberal programs are reverting back to. At least their bodies evolved, I can’t vouch for their minds. Still sounds like a crowd of croakers to me. Ribit, ribit, ribit! We Conservatives were put here when Adam came down. The closest thing to a matched pair I have run across in 30 years of appraising is Gregg and his sidekick Wade333.

 

[Caterina Platt]

8O 8O 8O :lol: :lol:


Looks like I'll need some vacation time and a new swimsuit. 8)

 

[BigBlueGA]

Bobby, I would like to seize this opportunity to reiterate that you sir, are my hero.