Mike,
Don't you have some fabulous wealth-building seminar to attend? Someplace where you can mingle with your peers and exchange the latest strategies for keeping it all going?
Why don't you try telling Richard he's gotta move from the 45th parallel or tell Steven (S) he has to come back to the east coast. Try telling Bobby Bucks that the ranch has to go. See if maybe they don't balk a little bit at the idea of exchanging lifestyle for cash.
I don't expect you to understand because we are coming from two very different points of view. I surf - you obviously don't. I appraise for a living - you don't. I prefer to live in a coastal community (for the surf) that's part of a larger metro area (for the work). Preferably someplace with a moderate climate - not too cold, not too hot, and not too humid. My family is here and my wife's family is here. My current situation fits all those criteria better than anyplace else on the planet.
My "money situation" is very secondary to all of those other concerns. If my money was more important to me I'd be in a different line of work or at the least would not be wasting time on an internet forum. That's how you can tell that the money isn't the big thing for me. I know you don't believe that, I know you can't conceive that and I'm not asking you to try. Still, it would be nice if you could somehow see your way clear to realizing that not everyone measures their life by their retirement plans or their portfolio or the size of their house or how much hair they have on their head.
And yes, I still have all my hair.