Austin
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- Virginia
David and all: David said he took his goose to the vet, and that reminded me of something funny that happened to my vet a couple of years ago. This vet’s office is located in a strip shopping center accessed by an entrance road adjoining the largest commercial district in south central Virginia. There are three out parcels in the shopping center: The vet’s office, a primary care medical office for people, and a Chinese Restaurant.
A lady called the vet’s office and asked if they treated geese. They said, sure, bring it on in. So the lady enters the shopping center complex, pulls into a parking area shared by the vet’s office and primary care facility, parks her car and takes her goose under her arm. She walks into the primary care doctor’s office and tells the receptionist: “I am the lady with the goose.” The receptionist responds, “Yes, I can see that.” The lady was direct to the vet’s office.
Speaking of geese: Canadian geese have moved into our area big time. Two have moved onto my lake. I went to the pond yesterday morning and they raised holy hell. They must have a nest there because they didn’t fly off they just swam around honking until me and my dog gizmo left. My wife has two artificial geese in her flowerbed and the two real geese were paying them a visit this morning. They completely ignored me sitting right in front of my car. As they say, “If you build it they will come.” I am hoping they will cross breed with our figerglass decoy geese and I can go into the goose decoy business on the side.
PS: I put the frontline tick repelent behind my ears last night. This morning the wife blessed me out for killing her box woods. Anyway, this thread really "boned" us up on lyme disease. Ruff Ruff! Boy, I have got to lose some weight. When I tried to wash my feet last night my tongue would hardly reach.
A lady called the vet’s office and asked if they treated geese. They said, sure, bring it on in. So the lady enters the shopping center complex, pulls into a parking area shared by the vet’s office and primary care facility, parks her car and takes her goose under her arm. She walks into the primary care doctor’s office and tells the receptionist: “I am the lady with the goose.” The receptionist responds, “Yes, I can see that.” The lady was direct to the vet’s office.
Speaking of geese: Canadian geese have moved into our area big time. Two have moved onto my lake. I went to the pond yesterday morning and they raised holy hell. They must have a nest there because they didn’t fly off they just swam around honking until me and my dog gizmo left. My wife has two artificial geese in her flowerbed and the two real geese were paying them a visit this morning. They completely ignored me sitting right in front of my car. As they say, “If you build it they will come.” I am hoping they will cross breed with our figerglass decoy geese and I can go into the goose decoy business on the side.
PS: I put the frontline tick repelent behind my ears last night. This morning the wife blessed me out for killing her box woods. Anyway, this thread really "boned" us up on lyme disease. Ruff Ruff! Boy, I have got to lose some weight. When I tried to wash my feet last night my tongue would hardly reach.