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Oh My Gawd --- It's Frickin' SLOW!

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Got me an ole filling station in the Wisconsin Dells area.

I am putting in an Italian Amish Produce Stand. So all those folks who want Fresh Home Grown Amish Produce while staying and cooking in the $500K to $1M condotel units will have a place to buy fresh produce. They can stock up on the way back home to Chicago and Milwaukee with produce and taters. The meat part is buying our and other small producers beef by the quarter, side or full beef. This way they know where their produce is coming from and all home raised and they know where there beef is coming from all home raised.

As far as the Italian, I am part Italian and I plan to hire me one of those good looking Italian young ladies from northern Italy, Put her in a thong bikini with an hand organ she can grind and a monkey on a leash on the corner. That should draw business in.

You got to do what you got to do with appraisals at $150.00

I can just see the flashing "BUY MEAT AT RAY'S" sign !!

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Ray,

Sounds like a good business model. Go for it. LOL

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...good looking Italian young ladies from northern Italy, Put her in a thong bikini with an hand organ she can grind....

:Eyecrazy:

In my most very humble opinion Ray, I believe that you're on to something big!
 
We are moving forward with the plan. Had meeting with the building owner this morning and all is well. Should be open by some time next week.

Police will not let me use my marketing plan. Said it would cause tomuch of distraction.

Got to figure out something else to get them to stop, maybe a babe dress as a tomato?
 
Ray,

Let us know when you're open for business. I'll have to stop in and get some of your grub.
 
Ray,

Let us know when you're open for business. I'll have to stop in and get some of your grub.

Fess up, you want to check out 'mater girl's outfit.
 
I have been trying to learn how to fly fish.

You have some excellent fly fishing in your neck of the woods. There's a nice little river in the mountains outside of ABQ, not sure what the name is.

You are only a few hours from the San Juan River at Navajo Dam, NM. The San Juan is of my favorites for fly fishing. Big fish with the catch and release laws. Take a weekend up there and get a cabin at the Soaring Eagle on the San Juan river. Get a guide to run down the river and take you to the best spots. You will love it!!!
 
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