Originally posted by Mike Garrett@ RAA,Oct 2 2003, 06:04 PM
The solution is really quite simple...the ASB should produce a complete audio visual presentation of USPAP to be monitored by a certified instructor who then proctors the examination.
Mike:
It is Friday so we can loosen our ties.
I nominate Max Headroom as instructor along with suitable background music. Actually your comments bring up great teaching alternatives.
I, for one, have always advocated the Q & A book should be delivered as a deck of flash cards. Learn USPAP during TV commercial breaks or frighten other passengers by taking them on your next boring plane trip. Just the thing to read and flip over to see if you got the right answers.
We spend a minimum of 25% of our time driving around. What better use of our time than to listen to USPAP on CD instead of some new John Grissom novel (BTW-the new one "Bleachers" stinks. William Faulkner, he is not...) I always thought someone who went to jail would be a good narrator, Charles Keating comes to mind.
Of course USPAP could be learned in Monty Python skits. Picture someone bringing in an AO back to to the store only to find out it had been "retired" with John Cleese insisting it was still "alive." Happens every day.
Of course in this day and age, an animated movie would do. Shreck on the pursuit of the USPAP Princess or better yet Finding that little ethical fish, what is name, Elmo. USPAP by the Muppets would be passe, no one watches the Muppets anymore. Everyone learns to count some other way. Those who did learn to count with the Muppets are all hanging out at the "Commercial Forum."
A catchy name and "new" teaching format for the book might help with graduated steps. "Hooked on USPAP." would be just the thing in a series of booklets, with graduated improvements. Forumites could brag they were at a certain level instead of bragging they did not pass the Instructor Exam.
There is the USPAP board game. You are dealt a Fraud card and from the State Board deck, you pick "15 hours of CE." Then you are dealt "Got street name wrong" and from the State Board Deck, you pick up the dreaded "Lose Your License Card...."This teaching tool teaches the differences between fraud and errors something State Boards need to learn....
I hear tales of new appraiser classes where students come in with spiked hair, body piecing and the like. USPAP in rap format would fit. I can't keep those rap guys straight so I won't suggest anyone but learning USPAP among a lot of foul language sure would fit some people's style. After all, I curse about USPAP or what somebody says about USPAP under my breath all the time.... :rofl:
Thanks Mike. It is Friday. I am moving to a new city today. I have John Lennon on tape, Singing "Imagine." I need to mellow out so next comes George Winston "Autumn. Next time I write, you will know I hooked up the computers ok and at least I can tune in to the Forum. I will try to figure out how to change my signature to "Western Montana." My new address is Missoula MT, the land of milk, honey and granola. Radio towers block Rush Limbaugh from the airways. I will need your encouragement.