Ha. The social engineering thing with cigarette smokers is real. When we started the program at Advanced Micro Devices to eliminate smoking it was all about social engineering. First separate the smokers from the non-smokers. Funny most of the smokers did not want to sit in the smoking section (less social status). So, they had to go outside to smoke of course. But then that was where everyone could seem them on entering and exiting the building. Smoking population dropped rather dramatically.
Three cheers for "social engineering".
I am trying real hard Bert, real hard, but I think I am going to succumb to an addiction of my own here...
This may seem like I am just saying this to you Bert, but really I am saying it to everyone...
How about, 3 cheers for true colors showing themselves.
The truth, is very often quite simple. However, the truth can also be terrifying. On the other hand lies, are usually quite complicated. One common theme found in most lies is they usually have the truth wrapped all around them. That's really what makes them effective. The layman's term is smoke and mirrors. The other thing that makes lies so effective, is that the truth is sometimes terrifying. Somehow Bert, I have a feeling you might know all this.
Here is a simple truth. The truth will set you free. But maybe you know that. And maybe you don't like what freedom looks like, so have decided all people should be willing slaves as yourself? There is only one sort of person who would ever cheer for social engineering that is anything more than a step or two to the left of Anarchy - a terrified one.
I'll entertain no more of your terrified drivel. I've looked into all the ramblings of appraisers like yourself I come across. I too wonder if these methods of data analysis could be helpful in the appraisal process. What I have found every time, and I mean each and every time, is a person who simply enjoys digging into the data and employing formulas so much, they want to do it all the time and, want others to do it all the time too, because that's the only way they can do it all the time and compete with those who don't. The only way they have a chance at getting everyone to do it, is to ignore the shortcomings. It's an addiction Bert. You're a smart guy. Think about how that electric brain of yours really works.
Appraisals employ ordinary assumptions. It's how we actually get through a report and on to the next one. It's really a matter of practicality. And, a matter of common sense.
Lies, damn lies and statistics...now there's a simple truth.
Appraiser 12 Step Program
1) Admit you are powerless over data and your life has become unmanageable
2) Come to believe a power greater than yourself can restore you to sanity (your peers dummy)
3) Make a decision to turn your life over to that power greater than yourself
4) Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself
5) Communicate to yourself, and others, the exact nature of your wrongs
6) Become willing and ready to allow a power greater than yourself remove your shortcomings
7) Ask a power greater than yourself to remove your shortcomings
8) Make a list of all people you have harmed and become willing to make ammends
9) Make direct amends to the people you have harmed, unless doing so would cause further harm
10) Continue to take personal inventory and when wrong, promptly admit it
11) Sought through meditation to improve your conscious contact with the universe, seek to only better understand the universe and it's laws that govern your existence
12) Having had a conscious awakening as a result of these steps, try to carry this message to other data science addicted appraisers, and practice these principles in all your affairs
Now, time to go in the garage, have a smoke, and wonder how much less my house is worth.