Unbelievable

[Bobby Bucks]

Bruce the ads that concern me are the ones sprinkled with"value, maximum, most, highest, etc.".....if I ever do a big campaign I'm going to hire that chick that does the radio ads for Maximus....it will be a radio blitz....."If you're looking for natural, prolonged, spine tingling appraisals, call the Bucks Ranch. Open M-Thur. 9-5, Fri 9-12....after 12 Fridays by appointment only.

 

[Larry Lyke]

RS ~

"The McDonald of Appraisals" and we deliver with the best o' trans-fat fries!

Fast and fresh and right on the numbers!
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Signed: Ol' McDonald ... ei... ei.. oooO!

 

[Mike Simpson]

'Number Hitter Appraisal Services'

Tired of having to wait for weeks to get an appraisal? Tired of lack of attention from your appraiser?

Well here at NHASty, we either hit your number or there's no charge! Why, just read this glowing review on the Internet from just one of our many satisfied customers.

"I highly recommend "A Better Appraisal". Pat and his gang does it right, does it fast, and hits the numbers - or lets you know "in advance" that they will not."

by Big Rhino July 8, 2003

Gee thanks Big Rhino...one of our many low paid trainees is standing by right now to take your calls. They're really motivated cause if they can't 'hit your number' they won't get paid...just dial 1-888-WE-HITIT, and we'll hook you up!

 

[Chris McGuire]

McAppraisals......Now why didn't I think of that?? Anybody know an appraiser named Wendy??

Chris McGuire
McGuire's Appraisal

 

[Rich Hahn]

I ve seen some companies names
"Get real appraisals" wish I'd thought of that.
"Measure right appraisals" is that all they do?
"Quality Appraisals" this guy knows all the commission members by first name, from what Ive seen signs off on anything.

I think I'll name my new company "Appraise to value", "Any number you want",
"Hi Value appraisals"

 

[Pine Tree]

Chris,

HEY!!!!! Take it easy!

Wendy Boston

 

[Lee SW IL]

Due to another appraiser in the area with the same last name as mine, I didn't want to use my name as the name of my company.

Its difficult to come up with a decent name for an appraisal co.
I was going to use the name of my town, Highland Appraisal Service. But, thought better of that. B)

 

[Mike Simpson]

Intergalactic Appraisal Services--that's not a joke--located in Western WA!!!

Sorry guys, but that just sound silly--unless you're located in Haight Ashbury!

-Mike

 

[Restrain]

"Doobe Appraisal Service" The more we smoke the better your value looks.

 

[The Bob]

Originally posted by Lee SW IL@Jul 14 2003, 10:27 AM
Due to another appraiser in the area with the same last name as mine, I didn't want to use my name as the name of my company.

Its difficult to come up with a decent name for an appraisal co.
I was going to use the name of my town, Highland Appraisal Service. But, thought better of that. B)

Lee,

Just leave off the last part....High Appraisal Service