We are being saved!

[HVNY]

I can almost smell her perfume when I'm reading this...

 

[Zoe]

Good ole Joan - Zoe's ideal woman.

I thought it was a secret.

 

[Bobby Bucks]

You people are being too harsh on Joan, I’m going to compliment her for giving one of her seedy sales pitches without trying to sell a discounted background check as a bonus. She’s almost being professional.

 

[Zoe]

I can almost smell her perfume when I'm reading this...

Don't let the fumes consume you.

 

[NC Appraising]

What's next? Selling zones. should call it Ziao 3.6.

For a nominal fee, you will get a zone. Each zone will enable you to get a royalty from each property inspection.

Our goal is to personally inspect every home in the US. This will allow the GSEs to use their AVMs along with PR-inspected PCR and provide instant values.

OH Crap....don't give them anymore ideas.

 

[Non Sequitur]

Appraisers owning and monetizing data in the GSE space is a non-starter. She's just looking to get a couple of $mil from a VC firm who doesn't know that.

 

[Zoe]

What's next? Selling zones. should call it Ziao 3.6.

For a nominal fee, you will get a zone. Each zone will enable you to get a royalty from each property inspection.

Our goal is to personally inspect every home in the US. This will allow the GSEs to use their AVMs along with PR-inspected PCR and provide instant values.

OH Crap....don't give them anymore ideas.

You can bet on your sweet great grandmother's grave that appraisal management companies are involved in another Joan fiasco.

Beauty is skin deep. Perfumes fade. LOL