You know you're getting old when

[alebrewer]

When you shart yourself and go to change your drawers, but forgot that you already wear Depends.

 

[Fernando]

I think I discovered something about myself. I can eat a hardy breakfast or skip breakfast and have a nice lunch. As long as I don't have anything after four, I lose anywhere from a half to .8 lb. per day. Breakfast is 3 eggs, tatter tots or garlic steak fries, and chicken sausage or organic bacon. Yesterday didn't get breakfast but split a cheese burger and cobb salad at a resturant with the wife. I had a glass of milk and still had my red wine in the evening. I was down .8 lb. this morning and my energy level is high, kicking it in my garage gym.

It's a known fact that after eating dinner by say 7 PM, don't eat any more until the next day.
This 16 hour fasting will keep your weight from going up.

 

[Charles West]

It's a known fact that after eating dinner by say 7 PM, don't eat any more until the next day.
This 16 hour fasting will keep your weight from going up.

More like 4pm for me. My lids start getting heavy at 8.

 

[Fernando]

I don't eat big breakfast except for my coffee and my microwave pancakes or biscotti.
I never liked bacons. So greasy. Yuck

 

[Mike Ault]

More like 4pm for me. My lids start getting heavy at 8.

WTH?!?!? Remind me not to take any "life advise" from you, counselor. Life doesn't even start getting interesting until after 8 PM.

 

[Fernando]

WTH?!?!? Remind me not to take any "life advise" from you, counselor. Life doesn't even start getting interesting until after 8 PM.

Old people go to sleep at 8 PM or earlier.

 

[Charles West]

It's working for me. I get up at five and pack in the calories early. Then I do some chores and writing. Most days I take a 20-minute nap around 12. Then I get up to write until about 3 or 4, then do a 30-to-40-minute workout in the garage. I did my workout earlier today-100 fly pulls.

 

[Mike Ault]

It's working for me. I get up at five and pack in the calories early. Then I do some chores and writing. Most days I take a 20-minute nap around 12. Then I get up to write until about 3 or 4, then do a 30-to-40-minute workout in the garage. I did my workout earlier today-100 fly pulls.

And here I had visions of you up to your armpits boring and stroking Ukrainian maids all hours of the day. "Fly pulls"? You should hire those done. Just sayin…

 

[Charles West]

And here I had visions of you up to your armpits boring and stroking Ukrainian maids all hours of the day. "Fly pulls"? You should hire those done. Just sayin…

You are one debaucherous mother.

 

[Mike Ault]

You are one debaucherous mother.

In the immortal words of Joseph Campbell, "follow your bliss"…