I don't use EA and no one has ever asked me for it. So maybe you "old" guys who are effectively still young who do the teaching could incorporate into your chestnuts a little practical common sense (in this case Occam's Razor). Maybe you could point out that EA isn't necessary and leads to long said:
Steve,
I hear you. The only reason that any appraiser, and usually residential types like myself use effective age and remaining economic life, is that it is a condition and a requirement of the form reports that we use.
And, as for injecting common sense into the discussion, here is what I tell my students.
"Of all the houses built in the United states of America, from colonial times until now, 90% are still standing. Think about that the next time you attempt to develop an effective age, and an estimate of remaining economic life".
I also go on to tell them that most houses in this country were built after 1900 until today's date.