Michigan CG
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- Joined
- Nov 1, 2006
- Professional Status
- Certified General Appraiser
- State
- Michigan
Wow, must be sumthin' in the air if McNamara & I are on the same page!
Writing it on my calendar.
Wow, must be sumthin' in the air if McNamara & I are on the same page!
No arguement Dave ( how about that huh?)

Wow, must be sumthin' in the air if McNamara & I are on the same page! Allow me to wish you a happy 4th, my friend.
Dave...
...same to you and every other forumite. Enjoy the weekend. I'm road bound.The rush is that they either order the appraisal first to vett the value and figure out which program they can get it in, then they call you back to change the lender name to fit. OR they know the value is there so they go thru the process until its ready to close in case there is something else that crashes their deal, then call you at the last minute to get 'er done.My point being I know appraisals can be done in 24 hours, I just want to know WTF is the rush when is is taking forever to get things closed?
You need it if that the range of work you have this week.My typical day, multi-million dollar home on large acreage, then a crack house, then an all steel barn type structure that had been "re-designed" into a home......then back to my office for an adult beverage!
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Who said anything about three...?
Dave...
Lets see how many reasons I can't turn an appraisal in 48 hour:.
1. Assignment comes in at 4:30 on Friday right before a 3 day weekend holiday.
2. I have 8 other assignments on my desk and the requestor doesn't bother to call and see if I am available
3. Borrower didn't know appraisal was being assigned and they are still shopping rates.
4. It's Cash at the Door and borrower doesn't have any money.
5. Check didn't clear.
6. Data source computer is down.
7. My computer is down.
8. REALTOR not available to verify data
9. Didn't receive copy of the contract.
10. Property is not on lock box and agent is in Mexico
11. I am teaching a 15 hour USPAP class.
12. Because of my age it takes me twice as long to do an appraisal.
13. Analyze requires thought.
14. Every time I get started the phone rings.
15. Your problem isn't my problem.
16. I have a wife, a house, and other priorities in my life.
17. I have to wait for the next check in order to gas up my car.
18. I spend too much time on Appraiser's Forum.
19. I really don't really don't give a damn.
20. The person who is ordering the appraisal doesn't speak english.


