UAD 3.6

[J Grant]

I like the expandable fields, but dread having to measure the height of every subject's front step and figure out if it qualifies as having "High Speed" Internet.

And they want us to measure the ceiling height in every room? Seems like they really do want whoever hung on this long to leave the business. The inspection will take forever, it encroaches on inane minutae, crossing into a home inspection, and some questions can not be answered - vacant homes, clueless RE agents, and half the owners know little about their own homes - can't remember how old the appliances are, let alone what the HERS rating is.

 

[glenn walker]

This is to frustrate the old appraisers who actually follow rules and the plan is to wear you out physically and emotionally to where you can't make a living.

This is where the PDC inspections will slowly take over and force more to go broke or quit or retire. There's a sadistic plan in place and don't ever believe the GSEs haven't beta tested these on real live human Guinea Piggs to see how long it takes to push them off a cliff. Lol

 

[J Grant]

This is to frustrate the old appraisers who actually follow rules and the plan is to wear you out physically and emotionally to where you can't make a living.

This is where the PDC inspections will slowly take over and force more to go broke or quit or retire. There's a sadistic plan in place and don't ever believe the GSEs haven't beta tested these on real live human Guinea Piggs to see how long it takes to push them off a cliff. Lol

So THAT'S what happened to those missing PAREA graduates!

Congratulations students! For your final PAREA exam, you will fill out the new UAD form on a mock house we set up for you. (The house has no exit - the newbies go in....but they never come out....)

 

[alebrewer]

And they want us to measure the ceiling height in every room? Seems like they really do want whoever hung on this long to leave the business. The inspection will take forever, it encroaches on inane minutae, crossing into a home inspection, and some questions can not be answered - vacant homes, clueless RE agents, and half the owners know little about their own homes - can't remember how old the appliances are, let alone what the HERS rating is.

that will all be done via image recognition technology. As will floor coverings, condition ratings, quality ratings, countertop materials, etc. The technology exists today to upload a random pic and have the software label it as 'kitchen', living room', etc.

 

[J Grant]

This is to frustrate the old appraisers who actually follow rules and the plan is to wear you out physically and emotionally to where you can't make a living.

This is where the PDC inspections will slowly take over and force more to go broke or quit or retire. There's a sadistic plan in place and don't ever believe the GSEs haven't beta tested these on real live human Guinea Piggs to see how long it takes to push them off a cliff. Lol

I just saw a preview of Fannie's next update announcement:

We are proud to announce the rollout of UAD3.6, the most amazing tome of pages since the Bible! Almost as long as the Old Testament, we anticipate it will revolutionize appraising.
To increase security, every appraiser is expected to learn Latin as the language that Fannie and Freddie expect on the forms. Once it hits our UC review, our AI-powered assistant will translate the report into English. We promise to only deduct 30% of your appraisal fee for this value-added service. .

After years of beta testing, we are confident that the new form is so frustrating to deal with that it is guaranteed to give PTSD to any appraiser brave enough to try it.
To further enhance the valuation experience, Fannie has a doll and Freddie has a doll. They are the Barbie and Ken of the GSEs, complete with their own model house, which we use to train an army of PDC collectors lined up to replace you

We value your feedback. Please submit your comments, which will get immediately shredded and flushed.
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[Zoe]

I just saw a preview of Fannie's next update announcement:

We are proud to announce the rollout of UAD3.6, the most amazing tome of pages since the Bible! Almost as long as the Old Testament, we anticipate it will revolutionize appraising.
To increase security, every appraiser is expected to learn Latin as the language that Fannie and Freddie expect on the forms. Once it hits our UC review, our AI-powered assistant will translate the report into English. We promise to only deduct 30% of your appraisal fee for this value-added service. .

After years of beta testing, we are confident that the new form is so frustrating to deal with that it is guaranteed to give PTSD to any appraiser brave enough to try it.
To further enhance the valuation experience, Fannie has a doll and Freddie has a doll. They are the Barbie and Ken of the GSEs, complete with their own model house, which we use to train an army of PDC collectors lined up to replace you

We value your feedback. Please submit your comments, which will get immediately shredded and flushed.
.

Pretty good girl. You do need to write a book or novel.

 

[J Grant]

Pretty good girl. You do need to write a book or novel.

Thanks -I am, lol.

 

[alebrewer]

Careful - Zoe's a lady's man. Ask Joan.

 

[TerryRohrer]

Careful - Zoe's a lady's man. Ask Joan.

The Craig Steinley of the AF.

 

[Dublin ohio]

And they want us to measure the ceiling height in every room? Seems like they really do want whoever hung on this long to leave the business. The inspection will take forever, it encroaches on inane minutae, crossing into a home inspection, and some questions can not be answered - vacant homes, clueless RE agents, and half the owners know little about their own homes - can't remember how old the appliances are, let alone what the HERS rating is.

I am not sure, but I do believe many of the drop down menus are situation specific, not all encompassing