
Perfect! Leading the way!Appraisers: Special Announcement
After 18 months in the Appraisal Inbox basement and burning through a modest $780 million in coastal VC funding, we’re thrilled to unveil our latest breakthrough in valuation technology:
APPRAISER 8800
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While some companies boast 24-hour turnarounds, the Appraiser 8800 can churn out UAD-compliant appraisal reports in just 15 minutes.
How Did We Do It?
- The moment a borrower applies for a mortgage, drones deploy from the nearest Uber driver’s car for the Property Data Collection (PDC).
- Meanwhile, the Appraiser 8800 scrapes Zillow, Trulia, and Redfin to average their AVMs estimates into a single “consensus truth.”
- The Appraiser 8800 automatically pulls public records and comps, analyzes them, and makes key valuation decisions for you.
- Then, our proprietary, super-secret, black-box AI algorithms™ handle all the “analysis” that would normally take a human hours.
All the licensed appraiser needs to do is:
x Sign the report
x Accept all the liability
Welcome to the future of valuation!
I love AI’s fondness for the word “scrape”, somehow it makes theft seem both cutting edge and socially acceptable.Appraisers: Special Announcement
After 18 months in the Appraisal Inbox basement and burning through a modest $780 million in coastal VC funding, we’re thrilled to unveil our latest breakthrough in valuation technology:
APPRAISER 8800
View attachment 104645
While some companies boast 24-hour turnarounds, the Appraiser 8800 can churn out UAD-compliant appraisal reports in just 15 minutes.
How Did We Do It?
- The moment a borrower applies for a mortgage, drones deploy from the nearest Uber driver’s car for the Property Data Collection (PDC).
- Meanwhile, the Appraiser 8800 scrapes Zillow, Trulia, and Redfin to average their AVMs estimates into a single “consensus truth.”
- The Appraiser 8800 automatically pulls public records and comps, analyzes them, and makes key valuation decisions for you.
- Then, our proprietary, super-secret, black-box AI algorithms™ handle all the “analysis” that would normally take a human hours.
All the licensed appraiser needs to do is:
x Sign the report
x Accept all the liability
Welcome to the future of valuation!

And don’t forget, accepting the liability!Now the appraiser can focus on what they’re really good at - which is signing the report![]()
Sounds great!Appraisers: Special Announcement
After 18 months in the Appraisal Inbox basement and burning through a modest $780 million in coastal VC funding, we’re thrilled to unveil our latest breakthrough in valuation technology:
APPRAISER 8800
View attachment 104645
While some companies boast 24-hour turnarounds, the Appraiser 8800 can churn out UAD-compliant appraisal reports in just 15 minutes.
How Did We Do It?
- The moment a borrower applies for a mortgage, drones deploy from the nearest Uber driver’s car for the Property Data Collection (PDC).
- Meanwhile, the Appraiser 8800 scrapes Zillow, Trulia, and Redfin to average their AVMs estimates into a single “consensus truth.”
- The Appraiser 8800 automatically pulls public records and comps, analyzes them, and makes key valuation decisions for you.
- Then, our proprietary, super-secret, black-box AI algorithms™ handle all the “analysis” that would normally take a human hours.
All the licensed appraiser needs to do is:
x Sign the report
x Accept all the liability
Welcome to the future of valuation!
Appraisers: Special Announcement
After 18 months in the Appraisal Inbox basement and burning through a modest $780 million in coastal VC funding, we’re thrilled to unveil our latest breakthrough in valuation technology:
APPRAISER 8800
View attachment 104645
While some companies boast 24-hour turnarounds, the Appraiser 8800 can churn out UAD-compliant appraisal reports in just 15 minutes.
How Did We Do It?
- The moment a borrower applies for a mortgage, drones deploy from the nearest Uber driver’s car for the Property Data Collection (PDC).
- Meanwhile, the Appraiser 8800 scrapes Zillow, Trulia, and Redfin to average their AVMs estimates into a single “consensus truth.”
- The Appraiser 8800 automatically pulls public records and comps, analyzes them, and makes key valuation decisions for you.
- Then, our proprietary, super-secret, black-box AI algorithms™ handle all the “analysis” that would normally take a human hours.
- And here's the biggest benefit: APPRAISER 8800 allows you to earn less, leaving even more for the AMCs!
All the licensed appraiser needs to do is:
x Sign the report
x Accept all the liability
Welcome to the future of valuation!
Appraisers: Special Announcement
After 18 months in the Appraisal Inbox basement and burning through a modest $780 million in coastal VC funding, we’re thrilled to unveil our latest breakthrough in valuation technology:
APPRAISER 8800
View attachment 104645
While some companies boast 24-hour turnarounds, the Appraiser 8800 can churn out UAD-compliant appraisal reports in just 15 minutes.
How Did We Do It?
- The moment a borrower applies for a mortgage, drones deploy from the nearest Uber driver’s car for the Property Data Collection (PDC).
- Meanwhile, the Appraiser 8800 scrapes Zillow, Trulia, and Redfin to average their AVMs estimates into a single “consensus truth.”
- The Appraiser 8800 automatically pulls public records and comps, analyzes them, and makes key valuation decisions for you.
- Then, our proprietary, super-secret, black-box AI algorithms™ handle all the “analysis” that would normally take a human hours.
- And here's the biggest benefit: APPRAISER 8800 allows you to earn less, leaving even more for the AMCs!
All the licensed appraiser needs to do is:
x Sign the report
x Accept all the liability
Welcome to the future of valuation!