You know you're getting old when

[Charles West]

Gag me with a spoon. I prefer my belgian waffle iron

Can you imagine? A frozen Eggo waffle is mold-ridden? That means it was rotten when they refroze it before it went into the freezer section at Costco. You couldn't pay me to shop there.

 

[Overimprovement]

It also means he was eating it without toasting it first. Maybe the mold was just freezer burn.

 

[Fernando]

I must have a strong stomach. Those Covid vaccines and boosters must have helped.
No mold is going to slow me down.

 

[Alsie35]

"You Know You're Getting Old When" ...

... You start worrying that you can no longer handle ALL THE WINNING!!!

 

[Charles West]

It also means he was eating it without toasting it first. Maybe the mold was just freezer burn.

Green freezer burn?

 

[Surf Cat]

How could you not see green mold on a waffle prior to it going into the toaster? I mean, you have to seriously be in lala land not to notice.

It can only mean one thing.... that Fernando is actually captain cannabis..... and his SAY NO TO DRUGS in caps is just a masquerade to throw us off.

 

[Charles West]

How could you not see green mold on a waffle prior to it going into the toaster? I mean, you have to seriously be in lala land not to notice.

It can only mean one thing.... that Fernando is actually captain cannabis..... and his SAY NO TO DRUGS in caps is just a masquerade to throw us off.

That would follow his pattern of behavior and would explain his terrible driving record!

 

[Fernando]

How could you not see green mold on a waffle prior to it going into the toaster? I mean, you have to seriously be in lala land not to notice.

It can only mean one thing.... that Fernando is actually captain cannabis..... and his SAY NO TO DRUGS in caps is just a masquerade to throw us off.

I didn't toast it. I took a bite after I opened the plastic package. It sure ain't like a Twinkee.

 

[Overimprovement]

That would follow his pattern of behavior and would explain his terrible driving record!

And most of his comments on this forum.

 

[Fernando]

I heard a McDonald burger doesn't get mold. Stays that way for years and years.