You know you're getting old when

[Charles West]

Gag me with a spoon. I prefer my belgian waffle iron

Can you imagine? A frozen Eggo waffle is mold-ridden? That means it was rotten when they refroze it before it went into the freezer section at Costco. You couldn't pay me to shop there.

 

[Overimprovement]

It also means he was eating it without toasting it first. Maybe the mold was just freezer burn.

 

[Fernando]

I must have a strong stomach. Those Covid vaccines and boosters must have helped.
No mold is going to slow me down.

 

[Alsie35]

"You Know You're Getting Old When" ...

... You start worrying that you can no longer handle ALL THE WINNING!!!