You know you're getting old when

[Red Flint]

Tonight I was opening my red wine bottle with a corkscrew.
When it came out, the cork was still stuck on the corkscrew. I tried to take it out but couldn't.
Then I saw red stains on the cork and I wiped it.
Then there were more red stains on my quartz countertop and I wiped it.
But there continued to be red stains.
Then I looked at my thumb and I saw it was bleeding.
First time this happened to me.

If you are all thumbs, you are likely good even if your cork doesn't screw.