You know you're getting old when

[Red Flint]

Tonight I was opening my red wine bottle with a corkscrew.
When it came out, the cork was still stuck on the corkscrew. I tried to take it out but couldn't.
Then I saw red stains on the cork and I wiped it.
Then there were more red stains on my quartz countertop and I wiped it.
But there continued to be red stains.
Then I looked at my thumb and I saw it was bleeding.
First time this happened to me.

If you are all thumbs, you are likely good even if your cork doesn't screw.

 

[Tom D]

Biting my tongue and lips more often while eating. Anybody here feeling that. I think it's mouth muscle laziness setting in.

 

[Fernando]

Biting my tongue and lips more often while eating. Anybody here feeling that. I think it's mouth muscle laziness setting in.

It happens to me often when I eat too fast.
Also, my wife tells me not to make so much noise when I eat. I thought she got used to it.

 

[TerryRohrer]

Also, my wife tells me not to make so much noise when I eat.

Poligrip dentucream.

 

[Terrel L. Shields]

Biting my tongue and lips more often while eating. Anybody here feeling that. I think it's mouth muscle laziness setting in.

For me it is a lack of teeth and hating to wear my upper partial. That one fang hanging out by itself is a pill.

 

[Tom D]

When i moved into my current house, oh soo long ago, i was the kid on the block because everyone there were there forever. Now when i look at my neighbors, i wonder where all these kids came from.

 

[Fernando]

When I was younger and sitting in a bus, I would give up my seat to a senior.'
Past few years when I was in a crowded bus, sometimes young person would let me have their seat.
Am I that senior citizen now?

 

[TC]

When I was younger and sitting in a bus, I would give up my seat to a senior.'
Past few years when I was in a crowded bus, sometimes young person would let me have their seat.
Am I that senior citizen now?

I offered my seat to a young woman, but she declined. I guess I must look that old.

 

[Fernando]

I offered my seat to a young woman, but she declined. I guess I must look that old.

Or you were getting too friendly with her. Or there was a homeless sitting next to you. Or you had dirty pants.

 

[TerryRohrer]