You know you're getting old when

[CCAAMO]

I heard a McDonald burger doesn't get mold. Stays that way for years and years.

Your thinking of Wonder bread

 

[TerryRohrer]

I heard a McDonald burger doesn't get mold. Stays that way for years and years.

I worked for a custom farmer in my youth. One fall, we opened a package of ArchWay cookies and did not finish them before quitting for the year. Midway through the next summer, when we found that package in the cupboard of the little airstream that served as camp, the cookies were as soft and fresh as the day we opened the package. Based on how well preserved I am still, I expect a few more decades of continued freshness.

 

[DTB]

When you try to hang with your 35 year old in a weight room workout.

Sunday was bruuuuuutal!

 

[Fernando]

When most in the gym are 3X younger in age than you.

 

[Tom D]

I heard a McDonald burger doesn't get mold. Stays that way for years and years.

That's also true with many appraisers. I knew many who worked into their 70's & 80's. I check myself constantly for appraiser mold.

 

[Terrel L. Shields]

A frozen Eggo waffle is mold-ridden?

do not google blue waffle

 

[alebrewer]

I was really worried someone would go there. My bet would not have been on you, Terrel...